Definition
What is Tattoo My Ass?
Tattoo My Ass sells the top of this website. #1 is the homepage ad: logo, name, and a tracked link every visitor sees first. We count the clicks through to your site. Rank is verified USD.
In plain English
- You buy the homepage: #1 is logo, name, and a click-counted link.
- Rankings only count verified captured payments.
- Beat #1 by at least $1 to take the lead.
- The tattoo is extra. Conditions are in the Tattoo Prize Rules.
- It is not gambling, not a raffle, and not a bet.
Live numbers
- Current ass value
- $1
- Minimum bid
- $1
- Max tattoo size
- 15×15
Common questions
What is Tattoo My Ass?
Tattoo My Ass sells homepage advertising. #1 sits at the top of the site with logo, name, and a tracked link. We count clicks to your website. Rank is verified USD. It is not a lottery and not a bet.
Is Tattoo My Ass real?
Yes. This is a real advertising campaign with a public leaderboard, verified payments, written rules, and a winner page prepared for appointment photos and tattoo proof. Rankings only count captured or admin-verified USD. Fake or pending money never moves the board.
Is Tattoo My Ass a scam?
No. You are buying the top of this website when you hold #1: logo, name, and a click-counted link on every visit. Lower ranks still get a public listing. Losing does not mean you bought nothing.
How much does it cost to enter?
The minimum advertising contribution is $1 USD. There is no monthly plan. Payments stack on the same brand listing. To take #1 you must beat the current leader by at least another $1. Large $10k+ advertisers can inquire about invoice or bank transfer.
How big can the tattoo be?
Maximum 15 cm × 15 cm. Smaller designs are fine. The placement sits inside the designated butt tattoo square. Exact position inside that square is decided with the owner and the tattoo artist. Designs cannot exceed that area.
Where will the tattoo be?
On the butt, inside the marked 15 × 15 cm tattoo area shown on the site illustration. Exact placement within that square is agreed with the owner and the artist. The public site uses a tasteful illustration, not an explicit photo.
Last updated August 29, 2026