Definition
What is Tattoo My Ass?
Tattoo My Ass sells the top of this website. #1 is the homepage ad: logo, name, and a tracked link every visitor sees first. We count the clicks through to your site. Rank is verified USD. The #1 advertiser can also win a real 15 × 15 cm tattoo if the campaign hits the $30,000 reserve.
In plain English
- You buy the homepage: #1 is logo, name, and a click-counted link.
- Rankings only count verified captured payments.
- Beat #1 by at least $1 to take the lead.
- The tattoo is an extra prize for #1 if the reserve is hit.
- It is not gambling, not a raffle, and not a bet.
Live numbers
- Current ass value
- $0
- Tattoo reserve
- $30,000
- Minimum bid
- $1
- Max tattoo size
- 15×15
Common questions
What is Tattoo My Ass?
Tattoo My Ass sells homepage advertising. #1 sits at the top of the site with logo, name, and a tracked link. We count clicks to your website. Rank is verified USD. The #1 advertiser can also win a real 15 × 15 cm tattoo if the $30,000 reserve is hit. It is not a lottery and not a bet.
Is Tattoo My Ass real?
Yes. This is a real advertising campaign with a public leaderboard, verified payments, written rules, and a winner page prepared for appointment photos and tattoo proof. Rankings only count captured or admin-verified USD. Fake or pending money never moves the board.
Is Tattoo My Ass a scam?
No. You are buying the top of this website when you hold #1: logo, name, and a click-counted link on every visit. Lower ranks still get a public listing. The tattoo is extra for #1 only when the reserve and approvals are met. Losing does not mean you bought nothing.
Are you actually getting the tattoo?
If verified #1 spend reaches the $30,000 reserve, the winning payment clears review, and the design is approved by the owner and a professional tattoo artist — yes. Maximum size is 15 × 15 cm. If the reserve is missed, no tattoo is required and advertising still stands.
How much does it cost to enter?
The minimum advertising contribution is $1 USD. There is no monthly plan. Payments stack on the same brand listing. To take #1 you must beat the current leader by at least another $1. Large $10k+ advertisers can inquire about invoice or bank transfer.
Last updated August 28, 2026