Inventory
Buy homepage advertising
The product is the top of Tattoo My Ass. Whoever holds #1 is the homepage billboard: logo, name, and a tracked link to their site on every visit. We count those click-throughs. Rank is the sum of verified USD. Outbid anyone by $1.
Why this inventory is useful
Homepage #1 is scarce, public, and tied to a stunt people share. You are not buying a buried sidebar — you are buying the first brand every visitor sees.
Compared with a static billboard, you get a live leaderboard, tracked outbound clicks, and a story. Compared with a one-off influencer post, the listing stays for the campaign and the archive.
Pricing in one line
Floor is $1 USD per verified contribution. Payments stack. To take #1 you must beat the current leader by at least another $1. Large $10k+ buyers can inquire about invoice or bank transfer.
The tattoo is extra. Conditions are in the Tattoo Prize Rules.
Who buys this slot
Startups that need a stunt with a public price tag. Agencies that want a billboard their client can screenshot. Brands that are tired of buying another Meta test nobody remembers.
You do not need a media kit or a sales call. Open the board, pay, climb. Highest verified USD owns the top.
Quick answers
What does homepage advertising include?
When you lead: logo, name, and a tracked website link at the top of the site. Always: public rank from verified USD, tagline, and archive listing.
Do you count clicks?
Yes. Outbound visits from the site to your URL go through a tracked redirect so click-throughs can be counted.
Is this cheaper than a normal homepage buy?
Most site homepages do not sell the #1 slot for $1. Here the floor is $1 USD. #1 is whoever paid the most verified money. Outbid by $1.
Last updated August 29, 2026